Harry Styles Has Unveiled Deets For This Third Album And We’re Crying/Screaming/Throwing Up
By Courtney Fry
Published March 24, 2022
Prepare yourselves, for a new Harry Styles era is upon us. That’s right friends, foes and everyone in-between: our well-dressed king is giving us filthy plebs a new album. We are truly not worthy of such grace.
We don’t have much information on the album just yet but we do know some things. It’s called Harry’s House. It’s 13 tracks long. And it’s arriving on May 20th.
You know what? That’s right in the sweet spot at the end of autumn when the morning air is crisp and fresh and we can go for our silly little walks with our headphones crammed into our skulls playing Harry’s new album on repeat. True bliss.
Also, I assume this is the album art. I don’t know if I want to own those denim flares or be them.
A short but very exciting teaser trailer dropped with today’s announcement, which also doesn’t give away too many secrets. It includes flashes of flowers, city skylines, live concerts, grassy meadows, busy streets, fireworks and trains in a flurry of movement. Then it settles on Harry walking onto a stage in an empty theatre as the façade of his “house” is pulled up behind him.
You can bet your sweet ass I got goosebumps from this.
A very sneaky fan has played the whole teaser backwards. It seems to reveal a sample of what’s probably a sample of a new song from the gentle king.
OKAY BUT HARRY??? IS IT A NEW SONG IN REVERSE?? HARRY STYLES HELLO??? @Harry_Styles pic.twitter.com/qXfEzASV2L
— claire (@clairescho_) March 23, 2022
Other Harry stans have gone off like a frog in a sock at the news of his third solo studio album, almost like clockwork.
happy @Harry_Styles album 3 release date reveal to all who celebrate
— emmy (@emmytantuccio) March 23, 2022
ready to make HS3 my entire personality, inject the new album into my bloodstream harry styles
— Jack Edwards (@jackbenedwards) March 22, 2022
literally all of us#HarryStyles #YouAreHome pic.twitter.com/1scM2dVmJW
— ludo 🧚🏻♀️ (@sottonaperharry) March 19, 2022
cleansing the timeline in preparation for how extra insufferable im about to be during harry styles season pic.twitter.com/BuDRDw9QB0
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) March 23, 2022
Not to be gay on main but Harry Styles
— Thomas Sanders (@ThomasSanders) March 23, 2022
It’s been a long three years since Fine Line and a shitload of stuff has happened in that time (including Harry shacking up with Olivia Wilde). There’s no doubt in my mind that Harry’s Place is going to be like coming home to a lot of fans. Like having a big, restorative exhale in a safe place.
We’ll keep you updated with everything we know about the new album as we find out more information. Until then, enjoy overhauling your whole aesthetic/aesthetic/life to match the sandy, earthy tones in this new cottagecore Harry Styles era.
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